Hey Fappers, it is me, you're beloved icon and sex god, Bobby.
I noticed some of the people here have the desire to deeply analyze and understand their sexuality and fetishes, so I created a WHOLE BOARD for it.
Feel free to check it out!
This board was a rousing failure and died most horrifically in a fire.
On that note, I have taken the liberty of removing a few more unpopular boards, including /w/, /an/, /cs/, /mat/, and /gfur/.
As most of you know (or should know) there is a mascot contest going on currently. I am giving it one more week. The contest will end on 4/14 and the staff will choose the three best entries. Then we will post it for a vote to the users. The one with the most votes becomes the Newfapchan Mascot! Thank you to those who participated and we hope that you all participate!
IRC is a pretty cool guy by kingadvrc - 03/22/13 @ 03:46 AM PDT#
Our DNS service shat itself for 3 solid hours today, meaning the website was completely inaccessible.
Normal service was resumed at 13:50 GMT
Blame Canada, I think.
Languages & Hypnosis by opmsdd - 02/27/13 @ 10:19 PM PST#
Hello all! Just your friendly overlord here (not really), I come bearing a reminder to you all. In the past with other admins and owners, posting in other languages was discouraged. I want you all to know it still is. I love foreign languages and learning about them but as this is an English imageboard. So for the record, all languages other than english (including fictional languages, or made up languages) will result in a deletion, and further action if it continues.
Also, I've had a new board added that I'm sure you're excited to finally see, /hypno/ - Hypnosis Fetishism. It's been created on a trial basis, so if you want to keep it, show me how much you want it to stay. I'll also be needing a new mod or two to help keeping things in order on that board, so mod applications are once again open. Check the sticky on /hypno/ for more details, and email either me or king if you're interested.
If you have any further questions feel free to email me!
UPDATE: Mods applications are now closed, and /hypno/ is here to stay!
With my sunday vest! by kingadvrc - 02/10/13 @ 01:43 AM PST#
I've taken the liberty to do a bit of pre-Spring cleaning. /le/ - Lesbians has been removed and all threads have been relocated in appropriate boards. Also, /mcam/ - Male Camwhores has been merged with /men/ - Sexy Beautiful Men.
More boards may be merged in the near future, and we may be creating new boards to replace them. A board for general hypnosis may also be in the works, and there will be discussions amongst mods and admins on the matter. Stay tuned...
As always, boards suggestions go in /dev/ - Development.
Public Service Announcement by test - 02/09/13 @ 01:42 PM PST#
As a friend to all, I politely remind you:
BACK UP YOUR SHIT.
Do it now. Burn it to disks, label them correctly, store them in airtight, waterproof containers,make notes of when you did so for really important
things, and then just for lulz, do it again in compressed truecrypt archives in public clouds like drop box.
I'd also like to encourage you to enjoy the festivities with Scottish products, examples including Glenfiddich, Famous Grouse, Chivas,these guys:
and if your bar has it, Irn Bru.
There's some maaahvelous new things for NFC on the horizon which i'll leave up to opmsdd to share,we look forward to seeing you all in the coming months ~
Merry Christmas, Fapchanners! by kingadvrc - 12/06/12 @ 04:56 AM PST#
That time of the month by opmsdd - 12/01/12 @ 10:47 AM PST#
Please spread some holiday cheer and donate. We do have server costs and we are all mostly broke so its just us taking up the server costs. Please donate money, ideas, or little children that we can sell on the black market. (Don't actually give us the last one. They are too expensive to ship) It would be helpful if you could guys help and we as staff would appreciate it. I hope soon I will be getting ready to launch something separate that will bring in a little money along with our link bucks campaign. If you would like to donate please feel free to email me. If you have any ideas then please post them in /dev/
Board Consolidation by kingadvrc - 11/17/12 @ 05:47 AM PST#
Due to continued inactivity/disapproval from a majority of users, the following boards have been merged:
/rofl/ --> /b/
/u/ --> /h/
/eth/ --> /s/
Inactivity is the leading cause of death for an imageboard, so do your part to keep your favorite boards alive by posting some quality content.
A sad day in history by opmsdd - 10/10/12 @ 05:49 AM PDT#
Today at 8:00 eastern standard time, I began to delete all of the Palcomix and related posts. I was given a warning to delete all of the posts from their sales representative. As of today, Palcomix and all related affiliates are on the DNP list. If anyone is caught, the thread will be deleted and the person banned. Please email me if you have any questions.
A way to produce money by opmsdd - 10/05/12 @ 03:09 AM PDT#
If you haven't noticed, in some of the boards you will see a post labeled "A way to produce money." This is actually posted by us. This will be a way for people who cannot donate to help us. Go to each one and open them. Remember to open them in a new tab and always wait for the advertisement to finish and go on. You will find a download, or a group of pictures afterwards so it is not for naught. We still would love donations but this should help take the edge off things. If anyone has any questions you know where to find me.
Edit: Please remember to turn adblock off if you have it on when you are clicking otherwise it will not work. Thank you!
Regarding the recent spam attack, we are going to leave captcha on for a little while to see if that will help stem. We had an attack today but it appears it is all off the boards. if you run into anymore please report it!
As soon as hypn0 gives me all the information I need. I can pay for the next month as well as this month. THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE STILL DO NOT NEED DONATIONS. We need donations as much as ever. This just means we have one more month to get them in. Thank you to those who donated.
28 Days Later. by opmsdd - 07/27/12 @ 06:00 AM PDT#
Hypno says we have 28 days until the server goes offline. I am willing to put some money forward out of my own pocket. You guys apparently did not like the new person so this is the last plea. Do you want this website to continue or will we die? I will put it this way... If every single unique visitor this month gave us a dollar we would be set for a few months. If you are willing to donate email me or king. We can be found in irc usually late. I always post my email but here it is again: Opmsdd@aim.com . I do not care how much you donate, I would like to continue this while we still can. Happy fapping. for now.
Impending Site Closure. by kingadvrc - 07/14/12 @ 12:06 PM PDT#
Once again NewFapchan is being faced with the head admin shutting us down. All boards will be locked for the next couple of days to raise your awareness of this issue.
UPDATE: All boards have been reopened. May Random have mercy on our souls.
Let me remind you that if you post something that could be and should be posted along with the same content in an already active thread, do it. Otherwise, your content will be deleted. I, nor do the other mods, have time to move your post fails around. (Note: I understand if you meant to post a picture in a thread and got ahead of your self. If so, just leave a friendly note under it mentioning that you need the picture moved/deleted.) -zer0
Petichan alliance! by cake - 10/11/11 @ 03:15 AM PDT#
Ok so our new friends at Petichan have agreed to let us link to their loli/shota boards. They're in Misc for some reason, they'll get moved into Drawn. Remember though, it's not fapchan and they (probably)have different rules and we're not modding it either because it is their board. Be sure to read the rules and don't be a dick.
P.S. I got my shit slapped for posting a black listed link so be careful.
The /cake/ is a lie by kingadvrc - 10/10/11 @ 05:39 AM PDT#
Due to recent issues with our host, the following is not allowed on ANY board:
Lolicon (of all types), Shotacon (both straight and gay), and Bestiality (both drawn and photographic).
Also, /cake/, /sm/, and /ss/ will be removed. If you need to get your fix of these three things, we suggest you look elsewhere.
Apologies for the inconvenience
3D rendered Art is now allowed!
On oldFapchan it was forbidden
BUT THIS IS NEWFAPCHAN BITCHES!
Goodbye /cam/ by kingadvrc - 10/09/11 @ 03:43 AM PDT#
Due to extremely severe inactivity, /cam/ has been merged with /am/.
Son, I am so disappoint.
New rule is actually new this time. You've been warned. by cake - 09/28/11 @ 12:03 AM PDT#
Do not report posts unless they are against the rules listed on this page. You will be banned, depending on how many irrelevant reports you make. Failure to give a reason why a post was reported will also result in a ban as well.
< Cake2 > yo
< Cake2 > make an anouncment on #news
< Cake2 > saying reports need reasons unless it's bestiality, cp or has a lix.in link in the picture
< hypno > k
This might concern you... by kingadvrc - 06/30/11 @ 11:32 PM PDT#
There's a discussion thread in /dev/ that may interest you. Since we're on our new server, we're looking to optimize the boards so there aren't several boards with no content. Post your opinion/feedback here.
Inactive boards and xChan DD by kingadvrc - 05/25/11 @ 12:39 AM PDT#
I've removed /desu/, /lit/, /pet/, /sheen/, and /shoop/ due to inactivity, and I've merged /z/ into /x/.
Also, I added a section on how to obtain and use xChan Directory Dumper in the FAQ.
It's the perfect solution for the user that has a lot to post but has no time to do it manually.
Congrats fellow fappers, YOU HAVE BREACHED YOUR FIRST TERABYTE!!! Haev sum candy :]
In other news: site development continues. We have a slightly-less-half-assed IRC up: irc.newfapchan.org. Dial in to port 6667 and come chat with your local asshats! If you're not sure how, there's a thread in /dev/ with a few details. If you're interested in making your own irc channel, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
MOD APPS ARE NOW CLOSED :D LIES GIVE ME MOAAAARRRR!! actually closed...
Thanks to everyone who applied! There's been an overwhelming response. We've filled our mod positions, the site has tripled in size, there's already been 1300 posts files posted (hurr learning to read stats), and the site hasn't even been up for a full 24 hours.
I am willing to front time and money to keep the site up. However, dear Smurph makes clear his reasons and intentions. As a compromise, we will create a new site!
It's a big job. I need help filling out boards and content, and I would call on YOU to help out. Post content if you will, and I will also try to bring posts across.
We'll also be hiring mods and janitors... obviously, preference goes to previously involved mods and admins. I hope to have an application form up shortly, but for now if you're interested you can send an email to email@example.com. Applicants should include:
why you want to do this
level of involvement (mod or janitor)
list of boards you want to mod
I will be looking for a full-time admin to help with the workload, but won't be appointing admins until we get something going and I get to know a few of you.
There is also a board under VIP for development. PLEASE post any ideas you have as to how we can make this a better place, or if you have ideas about features we should have here.
Best of luck in your endeavors, Smurph... we'll miss you.
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE 2007/01/01 - 2011/05/01 ;_;