I don't get it.
The guy's avatar seems to be a dinosaur, but the responder apparently interpreted it as a penis by some odd stretch.
That a seemingly well-thought-out comment not only got a derpy reply but was also "marked as spam" is a bonus, too.
in case you wonder, it is actual everyday french.
Even the "make the giant cry" one?
I really, really, really like that picture...
ERMAFRODITAMON, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle AIDS. Thank you for being so understanding.