Sheesh, this is still here from where I posted it last year. Just as relevant this year, if not more so.
I don't get it.
The guy's avatar seems to be a dinosaur, but the responder apparently interpreted it as a penis by some odd stretch.
That a seemingly well-thought-out comment not only got a derpy reply but was also "marked as spam" is a bonus, too.
in case you wonder, it is actual everyday french.
Even the "make the giant cry" one?